You know how when I get laryngitis, I say I sound like Louis Armstrong in Hell?
Well, this time, I have this deep, rumbling basso which will probably scare THO half to death when he gets home.
Dear Merlin in the Summerland, y'all. I sound like... Barry White.
This from a person who normally sounds like a thirteen year old girl.
I'd scream, but... I don't think Barry White would sound all that great, screaming.