Here is a Cause and Effect assignment the Impertinent Daughter did in her English class which I found hilariously funny...
How I Lost My Math Homework...
Because I lost my math homework, some Chinese guy found it.
Because some Chinese guy found it, everyone in China knows my name.
Because everyone in China knows my name, I was on the cover of several Chinese magazines.
Because I was on the cover of several Chinese magazines, I had to be sneaky to get my homework.
Because I had to be sneaky to get my homework, I became a ninja (even if they're Japanese).
Because I became a ninja (even if they're Japanese), no one knew who I was.
Because no one knew who I was, they thought I was a thief.
Because they thought I was a thief, I had to run away.
Because I had to run away, I still don't have my homework.
Because I still don't have my homework, I ended up failing my class!!
That's some mighty convoluted reasoning, but hey, it made a great story!!
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