The Impossible Son just came running into the room with a large Nerf gun in his hands. "This is a hold up," he shouted.
I blinked at him.
"Now... hold something up!!" he said, aiming his Nerf gun at me.
I grabbed my cup and held it aloft, my eyes wide.
"Okay, you're safe," he said, and departed.
Life in my house = never a dull moment!